when u find old accounts from your early internet days
but when u find ur friends old accounts
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
My sister just delivered a baby and her room number is 420
"Your niece is in good hands."
if you don’t reblog this post these guys are gonna shank you in 3 days
im pretty sure i lost 2 followers for this post but that’s okay because im not the one who’s gonna get shanked
Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
on my way to overthrow your country
im laughing so hard and idk why
FUCK THAT ONE CABBAGE IN PARTICULAR