13
Mar
tuna-tetrazzini:

I’m lance corporal Levi and you’re watching Disney channel

tuna-tetrazzini:

I’m lance corporal Levi and you’re watching Disney channel

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12
Mar

TOM

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12
Mar

8oo:

"i like…anime" “you mean naruto??"

image

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12
Mar
relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

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08
Mar
Anonymous said:

My sister just delivered a baby and her room number is 420

stoned-levi:

"Your niece is in good hands."

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Mar
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16
Feb

lcarkatvantas:

people who have school tomorrow

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16
Feb
7stitches:

7stitches:

i was not proud of this moment

i haven’t even posted this 24 hours ago. why

7stitches:

7stitches:

i was not proud of this moment

i haven’t even posted this 24 hours ago. why

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16
Feb

officialpluto:

officialpluto:

if you don’t reblog this post these guys are gonna shank you in 3 days

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im pretty sure i lost 2 followers for this post but that’s okay because im not the one who’s gonna get shanked

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16
Feb

kilisbeard:

rolypolydandy:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK

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on my way to overthrow your country

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16
Feb
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16
Feb

p0kemina:

I THINK I JUST DIED

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16
Feb
paragonpostcards:

chucksauce:

itstjxo:

im laughing so hard and idk why

FUCK THAT ONE CABBAGE IN PARTICULAR

MY CABBAGES!

paragonpostcards:

chucksauce:

itstjxo:

im laughing so hard and idk why

FUCK THAT ONE CABBAGE IN PARTICULAR

MY CABBAGES!

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16
Feb

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

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16
Feb
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